god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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