And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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