So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We got so high we made milksteak
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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