Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Only a mothe r could love this liver
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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