I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
