Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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