i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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