People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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