How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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