I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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