I will die if light touches me.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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