New low: just hacked my moms facebook
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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