You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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