They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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