I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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