white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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