There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
