Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
my poor anus
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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