i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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