Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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