quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
It's just like the Real World with babies
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He has the fingertips of a God
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