He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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