If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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