He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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