In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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