The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
