everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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