3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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