The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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