I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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