I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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