Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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