Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
