New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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