i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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