Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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