you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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