I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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