I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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