her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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