he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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