I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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