I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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