Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This baby is an asshole
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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