it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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