You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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