$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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