Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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