just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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