Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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